Oh, the Crimes being perpetrated...

Everyone, quick! An outdated ABC Family TV movie has been limply packaged into a pathetic DVD release to cash in on the subsequent success of bit player Megan Fox!

Rush to the video store if you must, but stop by filmcritic.com to read my review first.

Date Night's Weekend Gross...What Happened?

The weekend estimate for Date Night: $27.1 million.

The weekend actual for Date Night: $25.2 million.

The difference between the top spot and a close second: priceless.

Check out my analysis of this mini-boondoggle on examiner.com.

I can't wait for....

SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD




Starring Michael Cera. Directed by Edgar Wright. Featuring fight scenes that are a stylistic cross between arcade video games and Japanese anime, complete with visible onomatopoeia bubbles with phrases like "WHAM!" and "POW!"

Need I say more?

The film opens August 13...and I can't wait.