Tuesday, February 26, 2008

The Winners

PICTURE: NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN
DIRECTOR: JOEL COEN & ETHAN COEN, No Country for Old Men
ACTRESS: MARION COTILLARD, La Vie En Rose
ACTOR: DANIEL DAY-LEWIS, There Will Be Blood
SUPPORTING ACTRESS: TILDA SWINTON, Michael Clayton
SUPPORTING ACTOR: JAVIER BARDEM, No Country for Old Men
ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY: DIABLO CODY, Juno
ADAPTED SCREENPLAY: JOEL COEN & ETHAN COEN, No Country for Old Men

Sunday, February 24, 2008

J and K's Oscar Predictions

After all the hub-bub over "will the Oscars happen or not," the WGA strike ended and the Oscar ceremony has now snuck up on an unsuspecting populace of Oscar prognosticators.

So here now, mere hours before the ceremony commences, we present both our predictions and our own desires in the main categories...

KRISTIE's OSCAR PICKS
2008 has been a fantastic year, and although I am (for the most part) happy with the nominees, I still smart a little over a few. How In the Valley of Elah could not be nominated for best picture is beyond me, and as much as I love Cate Blanchett, I still scratch my head over her inclusion as best actress over Angelina Jolie. However, the Academy decided, so it's time for me to toe the line and pick from their nominees.

Often, what should win is what will win, but not always. Therefore, I have listed below my informed opinion as to how the Academy will vote/who will win, and then, in case anyone cares about my humble opinion on who/what I think should win, I have listed that as well.

This year is exciting, for so many films and people are deserving. And really, the only way I will go to bed crying is if Diablo Cody gets robbed or if Atonement (with its miserable second half) wins anything.

BEST PICTURE: NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN (Dark Horse: Michael Clayton)
BEST DIRECTOR:  JOEL AND ETHAN COEN  (Dark Horse: Julian Schnabel)
BEST ACTOR: DANIEL DAY-LEWIS (Locked)
BEST ACTRESS: JULIE CHRISTIE  (Dark Horse: Ellen Page)
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR: JAVIER BARDEM (Locked)
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS: AMY RYAN  (Dark Horse: Tilda Swinton)
BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY: DIABLO CODY (Better not be the dark horse: Tony Gilroy)
BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY: JOEL AND ETHAN COEN (Dark Horse: P.T. Anderson)

Should Win:
BEST PIC: JUNO, JUNO, JUNO
BEST DIRECTOR: JOEL AND ETHAN COEN
BEST ACTOR: TOMMY LEE JONES/DANIEL DAY-LEWIS
BEST ACTRESS: ELLEN PAGE, ELLEN PAGE, ELLEN PAGE
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR: JAVIER BARDEM
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS: AMY RYAN
BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY: DIABLO CODY
BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY: JOEL AND ETHAN COEN

JASON's OSCAR PICKS
This has been a tremendously satisfying Oscar season...for the first time in a long while. I like or love nearly all of the nominees, there were not many awful and/or unfair surprises, and while I may not personally agree with every final decision, I most likely won't be as upset as I have been in past (read: the years of Gladiator and Crash).

Allow me to explain a few of my choices. I feel like only a couple of categories are locked--namely Best Actor and Supporting Actor. After that, it gets fuzzier. I really feel Julian Schnabel could upset in the directing race. Ellen Page and Marion Cotillard were revelatory, and could upset presumed best actress winner Julie Christie. I will go with Page simply because hers was the most memorable and groundbreaking performance in 2008. She is what made this year special. So, I may be wrong...I may be going with my heart over my logic...but away I go. 

And what's this I keep hearing about Tilda Swinton? Her name keeps coming up more and more...could she come out of the supporting actress blue? I think so.

And then, best picture. No Country probably has it locked, but stranger things have happened. Juno was the crowd-pleaser of the year, and the biggest moneymaker. Michael Clayton is solid and well-respected, and could come out the winner. Really. Keep your eyes peeled.

So here are my predictions, followed by my desires. I am going out on a couple of limbs, because I'd rather go with my gut than rack up correct predictions (although that's always fun, too)...

BEST PICTURE: NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN (Dark Horse: Michael Clayton)
BEST DIRECTOR:  JOEL AND ETHAN COEN (Close Second: Julian Schnabel)
BEST ACTOR: DANIEL DAY-LEWIS (Locked)
BEST ACTRESS: ELLEN PAGE (Dark Horse: Julie Christie)
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR: JAVIER BARDEM (Locked)
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS: TILDA SWINTON (Dark Horse: Cate Blanchett)
BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY: DIABLO CODY, Juno (Closer than you think: Tony Gilroy, Michael Clayton)
BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY: JOEL AND ETHAN COEN, No Country for Old Men (Distant Dark Horses: Ronald Harwood, Diving Bell and P.T. Anderson, There Will Be Blood)

Should Win:
BEST PICTURE: JUNO
BEST DIRECTOR: JASON REITMAN
BEST ACTOR: TOMMY LEE JONES
BEST ACTRESS: ELLEN PAGE
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR: JAVIER BARDEM
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS: CATE BLANCHETT
BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY: DIABLO CODY
BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY: JOEL AND ETHAN COEN

We will be sure to post tomorrow to discuss how wrong we were...Now, on with the show...

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Congrats, WGA...

The Writer's Guild strike ended with a whimper on Tuesday, simply because the news of the pending deal leaked weeks before it officially went down. Congratulations to all involved, and all hail the return of studio production as usual.

Now...what's next?

The Screen Actor's Guild is the only remaining guild with a potential strike still looming (the Director's Guild of America reached a deal with AMPTP earlier in January, thereby ushering in the eventual WGA deal). Negotiations technically don't need to begin until months from now, but before we can put the threat of Union Wars and their potential fallout behind us, SAG must get their deal done.

Time will tell...for now, though, I will be sitting on my couch waiting for The Office to return.

Thursday, February 7, 2008

Foul Language: Two Shits and a Flying F*ck

Ok, so a few comments on my foul language in the recent post. J and I do a top ten list each year to share over dinner or drinks.  We wrote these lists in the middle of January before nominations came out and frankly as I wrote it, my audience was J and J alone.

Of course I realize, I can cuss like a drunken sailor if  I choose to, but if there is anyone out there who was put off by it, come back to the site again.  When I write, my voice spills out onto the page, but generally when I converse with the general public, my mouth is fairly clean. This 2007 Best List was written to my husband, a defensive retort to what I knew was coming in our private conversations and disagreements over the list. I kept it real for my audience--him. When we started the blog and uploaded our lists, I worried I should revise it but ultimately felt I should be true to what I wrote and just share it. Since I am not writing not just to him, but to a larger "you," I am sure my language will shift a bit... but I promise to keep it real. If I get mad (which happens when J and I  discuss movies sometimes), all bets are off and just read me anyway. 

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

K's Best Films of 2007

K. McKiernan’s
Best Films of 2007
One Brave Woman Looks at it Fresh and New and Speaks Her Mind
(Even if Others Will Scoff)


Everyone says it has been a great year for movies. And you know what, everyone would be right. But there are two ways in which I distinguish my love for this year’s movies from everyone else’s. First, this year may have had more quality films, but the top films themselves were no better than the top films of last year or even the year before. Quantity was what this year had, not better overall quality. For example, for all the wonders of No Country for Old Men, The Departed and Little Children would trump it HUGE if they were made in the same year. Secondly, this year did have many deserving films because, frankly, I was tired of choosing the films I was “supposed” to choose. I am tired of choosing inside the box that the critics carve out for me. My top ten films have what would be big surprises for critics. They would most likely scoff at some of my “silly” choices.

I doubt I have much in common with any critics this year, nor do I probably have many in common with my husband. But I am done with the pandering to art for art’s sake (I’m Not There) and I have exhausted the patience I have for male angst and pain (Lars), and male entitlement and self pity masquerading as bravery (Into the Wild). So, because I refuse to let these so called “top movies” (by so many critics) plague me with their idiocy and nagging self approval, I have opened up to look at so-called “populist” movies with more respect and admiration. I am going to review this year’s movies with a few new standards.

1. The movie has to engage me and entertain me for its duration. In short, a movie has to be good enough to keep me awake. My time is valuable and just because someone decided to give a director money and a green-light does not mean he should be able to squander it because he likes to feel like big stuff.

2. Movies need to be fun. Not all of them have to be hilarious fun, but they should make me glad I sat my ass in the chair for 2 or more hours. I use “fun” loosely. Fun means I would not choose to be elsewhere.

3. The movie has to do something new. No matter how small, the movie has to try to add or shift or tackle something new. When you see over 100 movies a year (we saw 120+), a fresh angle is a must.

4. The only way a film can avoid the “fun” standard is if it says or does something important. Movies should either entertain or inform—and not just inform about male pain and pride. Filmmakers have an obligation to comment on or move us to feel or do something about our human condition. This year, I had a record number of “important” films. What use is the power if you only put it to the use of showing how angst-driven men are? Um, we already knew this.

5. Simply put, the movie cannot annoy me.


So, there you have it. I am tired of playing within the typical framework. At first, I was really sorry I did not jump for joy over the critical darlings: Michael Clayton, Into the Wild, Lars and the Real Girl, Once or I’m Not There. I felt foolish and even a little dumb. Not to mention sad to not have something in common with my husband. But then, it finally dawned on me. There are other really fun or important movies that I doooooo give a goddamn about. I don’t have to like that which others like. I don’t have to pretend to give two shits about any poor schlubs if I don’t wanna. And you know what, I don’t wanna.

Here, below, is what I do care about. These movies were touching and/or real. Raucous fun or tear jerking. They made me think or feel stimulated. They made me feel like acting out, writing, debating, or laughing. They made me feel good. Or they made me feel really bad in a good way. And they made me feel like we could all do better. I thank each of them for what they gave me. This really was an incredible year and journey for me. I feel enlightened and lighter. I don’t need any guys on my back. I decide what is good. We all do. And my voice matters just as much as the next, um, guy’s.


10. THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM
Okay, it may seem a bit hypocritical of me that I say all this feminist stuff and then I list a “male” movie like The Bourne Ultimatum as my #10, but it’s not. Fair is fair—this movie met my standards. It was fun and beautifully executed. Moreover, it was smart fun. So often, male bastion movies become about the brawn, and the brain is no where to be seen. Here, brain takes center stage and we are rewarded for our devotion to the series and to our hero. Besides, a movie this well written and directed and acted needs to be on the list, no matter what gender dominates it. Um, you might see this definition cropping up again.

9. SMOKIN’ ACES and GRINDHOUSE
Was there any more fun in film this year? No. Sadly, not that long ago, I questioned how I could add these films to a year littered with praise for being a movie with “so many quality” movies. I thought with all the artful, “important” (says the critic) films, that it was foolish to put on the list such unabashedly raucous, wild, fun, zany, insane flicks. Well, thank God I saw the errors in my logic. We don’t have enough films anymore that are fun and just go for broke. We need more filmmakers who say, “we are going to have fun for fun’s sake and we hope you love the ride, because we are having fun, too.” I let these two phenomenal films tie because they both brought back absolute, crazy fun back to cinema. I did not sit and think, “Am I supposed to like this?” “Is this okay to like?” Nor did I think, “is the 3 hours over yet?” I just fucking loved it. Smokin Aces was more in my face, balls out (as my husband loves to say), going-for-broke ambitious but Grindhouse lovingly homaged and brought me an art form I had never seen nor would I have ever been exposed to. Both movies entranced me and I just sat glued with child-like glee plastered all over my face. Now, that is filmmaking!


8. ENCHANTED
I would have never guessed in about 28 years that a Disney kid’s movie would grace my list. In fact, in past years, I have been adamant. These movies get relegated to a kid’s list. Period. Well, not this year. With my new standards being applied, a Disney “kid” movie secured itself a spot on the list and as clichéd as it sounds, it secured a place in my heart as well. At first, I really worried about this entry. I thought I would be scoffed at and told how silly it was. But, with my new bravery, I must say I don’t give a flying fuck. This lovely movie twisted the princess fairytale/myth into a modern day tale that any feminist mother could be proud to take her daughter to. It’s pretty sad when it takes this half cartoon Disney kid flick to finally have a woman rescue a man (I guess Vacancy did it early in the year—oh boy, two movies), but it did and I was everso grateful to finally see it. And better yet, to finally have my two sons and daughter get a positive girl power message. And no one on the planet could have been successful at merging sweetness with spunk the way Amy Adams did. Thanks to Amy Adams, I finally have a princess I can let my daughter admire.

However, the next time Disney—or any other studio, for that matter—casts the spectacular Idina Menzel in a very musical film and doesn’t allow her to sing, I will refuse to put it on any list, just on principle.


7. SWEENEY TODD
The rich gray tones of Sweeney Todd’s world had me mesmerized from start to finish. And who ever knew that Johnny Depp could belt out such sweet tormented anguish? Even if I knew precisely where this film was going (and the twist was as easy to figure out as last year’s The Prestige), I still thoroughly enjoyed the ride. We went on Christmas, J and I, and on the surface it sounds like the most fucked up movie one could see on such a “blessed” day, but in actuality it was perfect spectacle. Can you get anything better for a holiday than a grand musical? Too bad this year has such huge contenders, unbeatable ones (Daniel Day-Lewis will, of course, win the Oscar), or Depp would have a real shot. And, it would be so nice to see.


6. MY KID COULD PAINT THAT
This movie rocked me back. I had no idea it would be as good or as thought-provoking as it was. Unsettled is what I became, but the movie allowed me room to decipher and respect what all it was up to. There are not enough movies this enthralling, this important, and this worthy of discussion. Documentaries too often get lost on such “top” lists. We tend to be film snobby and think only narrative films are worthwhile. But how much greater does a film get than one that gets us to question the way all of us construct our own personal histories, narratives, and opinions. Brilliant film. The other day this film was #5. I hope #6 is a good enough home for it, because it deserves very special kudos.


5. THE KINGDOM
Here is a film that exceeds all my standards. This movie packs an entertaining punch as well as gives us a crucial message which should never again (but will most certainly) be ignored. The Kingdom proves that you can have fun and learn something at the same time. It’s not impossible to create an enthralling spectacle and move people with the message as well. Director Peter Berg creates a stunningly visceral film, one that cuts into your gut as much as your mind. The final act of this film propels you forward at high speeds and minutes pass and you realize you have been holding your breath. This movie deserves more accolades than it has received. The last frames, the final edits, the final words, should leave you speechless and thankful you were graced by its message.


4. SICKO
Michael Moore’s Sicko is brilliant, funny, heart wrenching and important. He is the genius of distilling valuable information into sensitive anecdotes, utilizing ironic music/tones, and bravely saying whatever needs said in order to wake us up and to hold our face to the screen. How dare any of us look away from this film. Now, he has softened a bit on the surface, but his argument is as solid and strong and carefully executed as it has ever been. Those who really love him and pay close attention to the way he devises his rhetoric will surely note that he is as scathing as ever, but he has learned how to play the game enough that most miss it, those who never respected him enough in the first place to see him as not just a humanitarian or an extreme leftist, but as a genius writer, director, and editor. He is aware of each and every word, neh, syllable and he surely knows how to make each second of imagery count. He is at his most sincere yet sarcastic best here and this film, documentary or not deserves, its spot on my list for this year and for all time.


3. IN THE VALLEY OF ELAH
This film has held strong for me since the months and months ago I viewed it. So many are tired of the “Iraqi War” film onslaught. Not me—not if done right. And In the Valley of Elah was done beyond right. Now, that does not mean it was a simple or easy film to watch. This movie tore me apart in many ways. First, I do not care to see inside strip joints or see men act like the monsters I know so many of them can be, but these were necessary devices, because it demonstrated that the way we raise sons and the way a war changes or reinforces our sons, makes them monsters and its not just their fault, its ours. It is ours for allowing them to be there in the first place.

While we sit in our nice cineplexes there are people being faced with horrible situations, ones they should never have to face. On any given day, at any given moment, soldiers could be tortured or could be doing the torturing. As you sit down and take another mouthful of popcorn, a child’s small head could be popping under the wheels of a Humv that soldiers chose not to stop, thus turning him into an entirely different man than the boy his mother bore and raised. This film is probably the most important one on my list. It showed something people need to see. It showed that as we dehumanize others, we destroy ourselves. As men view people as others, they create a new reality. One no one can really live with, unless they enjoy being monsters. PS. Tommy Lee Jones should be nominated for his beautiful, subtle portrayal.


2. NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN
The Coen brothers are not at their crazy, oddball Fargo selves here, but that is actually a good thing. I mean, I loved Fargo, but No Country for Old Men is the best Coen brothers’ movie to date. In Fargo, we could see them having fun as much as directing and that made for a very richly, darkly, perversely funny movie, but No Country is more sedate and serious, though still with a darkly humorous appeal. It is the grown up to Fargo’s child. Here, the brothers are no longer “joshers”; they are serious directors and it shows. It shows in the themes and the characters and the bleak tons of scenery. They deal with the greed of man again (what else is Fargo), but this time it cuts even deeper. It’s the ticking doom that waits for all of us and perhaps that is why so much of man is preoccupied with cheating and stealing. Maybe it’s not just the money they seek and steal but its time they really want to take a piece of. And they can’t. No matter how one tries, it beats down on all of us and no matter how adventurous or mundane the ride, it will take all of us. Sooner or later, we all just bite the fucking dust that settles so finely in the backdrop of this film.

This cast may be full of nearly nothing but men, but I did not care. This film may be the favorite of most critics, but I don’t care. I liked it because it felt true and honest and it took me on a ride of intrigue and fear. And, it certainly did not play by the numbers. It decided to change it up, shift what we would expect… It had to if it the theme was going to be done a service and not a disservice. Superbly written, directed, acted… hey, what was it I said about that definition cropping back up.


1. JUNO
And then, there was Juno. Sweet, lovely, perfect Juno. Let me cut and paste what I said before. Remember it? “Besides, a movie this well written and directed and acted needs to be on the list, no matter what gender dominates it.” No words could more aptly get to the heart of Juno.

Juno is by far the best-written film of the year. No matter what the haters (and we know why they really hate it) will say, this film is so real, honest, and it’s about fucking time. It is about time we see a girl like Juno instead of eye candy, popping out of tops about to be killed in the shower or fucked in her dorm room. Juno was completely and utterly on target and it hits a mark that has not ever really been hit before. We know what teenage boys want and think, but here, we get the flip, the story from the girl. And she is no nitwit. She is no sex toy cheerleader. As many mistakes as she does make, she is strong, witty, intelligent, caring, and above all, she is complex and willing to grow. She makes the decisions for herself in this movie. Whether we like them personally or not, she owns them and never looks back.

This movie is earnest and it unfolds in the most tender of ways. The cast is formidable and they all complement one another so fully that the movie shines. And shine this movie does, even after a third viewing. With time and more viewings, I reveled in more layers, details, tears and fun. I finished Juno feeling like there is chance for women in film, and women in the film making/writing industry. I felt like I was finallllllly on the inside… I was “in” on the joke. I got it. A movie finally knew how to embrace a segment so often silenced and it was beyond exhilarating to hear Juno. Her voice was magical, complicated, and lovely, like so many women everywhere.



THE SECOND TIER

11. I AM LEGEND—Nice surprise. Thought this would be all popcorn and it was very touching and thoughtful as well.
12. WAITRESS—I wish this movie could have remained in my top 10. It had a home there for a very long time, but I swore to myself to be fair this year and not fall to pretensions of peer pressure of what to choose. Nor did I want to choose it just because a woman wrote and directed it.
13. THE SAVAGES—A little too sardonic to be believed entirely
14. GONE BABY GONE –So close to an A. A few missteps, but a nice surprise.
15. BEFORE THE DEVIL KNOWS YOU’RE DEAD –some real missteps but provoking
16. THE LOOK OUT—What a nice surprise.
17. RESCUE DAWN –Christian Bale is THE man.
18. AWAY FROM HER –Jesus, could it be anymore depressing?
19. ACROSS THE UNIVERSE—Beautiful and ambitious.
20. LUST, CAUTION—The Brilliant Ang Lee seemed confused on what he really wanted to do/say. That ending… shoved it down several notches.

WHERE DO THESE GO?
21. THERE WILL BE BLOOD—Never have I seen a movie look so beautiful and think it would be on the 10 list to have it just veer off… crashing and burning at the end.
22. ZODIAC—Wonderful in the theater.. Admittedly, this film has faded since January ‘07
23. THE BRAVE ONE--A rough, tough, morally ambiguous female "superhero" movie.
24. THE DARJEELING LIMITED –Fun that felt empty a few hours after viewing.

BUST OUT “FUN” OF THE YEAR PRIZE
5. HOT FUZZ
4. HAIRSPRAY
3. I AM LEGEND
2. SMOKIN ACES
1. GRINDHOUSE
(THEATRICAL VERSION—THEY SCREWED IT ALL UP ON DVD)

TOP 5 KIDS MOVIES OF THE YEAR
5. BEE MOVIE
4. MEET THE ROBINSONS
3. THE LAST MIMZY
2. RATATOUILLE
1. BRIDGE TO TERABITHIA

J's Best of 2007

HUMANITY AT 24 FRAMES PER SECOND: 
THE BEST FILMS OF 2007

By Esteemed Blogger and Perennial Film Student
Jason McKiernan

All of us—even film critics—are human. Filmmakers often forget that simple fact. But something happened in 2007, and I am at a loss to explain how. Maybe it is eight years of George Bush taking its toll and breeding newfound perspective in our artists. Maybe it is the hope of a changing of the guard in the 12 months to come. Or maybe it just happened to be one of those blessed, fated, or whatever other sort of metaphysically-crafted years—a great year for films…especially films that spoke to our hearts and minds, and tapped into the beating heart of humanity.

Humanism was not a specific criterion for this list at year’s beginning, nor was it a criterion fifteen minutes ago. It is just something that happened…something I did not realize until my list was finalized and I began writing this document. The films I have listed as the Year’s Best—the top ten to be sure, but also nearly every other film down the line—find the humanity in their stories and their characters, and remind us—at least, remind me—that we aren’t all that different from one another. From gender to gender, race to race, religion to religion, nationality to nationality, political persuasion to political persuasion (okay, maybe that one is stretching it, but bear with me), we are all human. And as humans, we all have hopes, dreams, fears, desires, flaws, and virtues. How we weather the terrain of our humanity determines our lives and our ultimate happiness. The same could be said for any character on the lists that follow…the same could be said for their creators, as well.

Here are 2007’s purveyors of cinematic humanity, starting with the year’s very best.

THE TOP TEN FILMS OF 2007
Humanity at its best…

10. SWEENEY TODD: THE DEMON BARBER OF FLEET STREET
People say Johnny Depp sounds like a rock star. They’re wrong; he is a rock star. So is Helena Bonham Carter. So is Tim Burton. And the grandest rock star of them all is Stephen Sondheim, that singular maestro of Broadway’s lyrical bleakness.

Indeed, Sweeney Todd is the year’s bleakest, saddest, most vengeful and hopeless film. But it is also simultaneously one of its most viscerally and powerfully energetic, invigorating, and even, in its way, fun experiences.

Broadway-to-Hollywood adaptations have become quite popular in recent years, yet even the best of their ilk—Chicago, Dreamgirls, and even this year’s sublime Hairspray—fall prey to the trapping of their original incarnations—the stage. What Tim Burton brings so effortlessly to Sweeney Todd—what makes him so perfect for this genre so seemingly antithetical to his usual work—is his inherent cinematic ability. Nothing in Sweeney Todd feels staged, not a moment feels like a “production.” Burton has created the first purely cinematic musical since Moulin Rouge!, and the result is perfection that strikes me as unexpected kismet—Burton and Sondheim, together at last.


9. INTO THE WILD
Nature is beautiful. Humankind can be, too. But can humankind successfully become one with nature? Chris McCandless believed he could—and he did, until it killed him. Sean Penn’s beautifully rendered film captures visually and emotionally the truly sensory, viscerally organic experience of the cultured human merging with the raw natural world. Penn has essentially made the very first example of “organic film”: Into the Wild seems like it is living breathing, vibrating, and emoting right before our very eyes.

Such is the method to Penn’s madness. Is he overly-artsy? Sure. Is it merely for art’s sake? No. Into the Wild is that rare film experience that can only be “felt,” not simply “viewed.” There is nothing passive about it—the audience feels the rhythms of nature right along with Emile Hirsch’s brilliant embodiment of McCandless. And with McCandless, we are invited to revel in a shared awe of nature, but also to stand back in question, wondering what truly drove this kid—who didn’t really have it that bad—to drop out of the human world and join the natural world. The answers are as nebulous and unreachable as nature itself, and McCandless’ innate contradictions are as infuriating—and as unfortunately predictable—as something we call “humanity.”


8. MICHAEL CLAYTON
Most of us go about our lives with the same goal: simply to be happy, and little more. Some people are not afforded the luxury of being “happy” or even being blissfully ignorant. Michael Clayton is finally fed up with a life that has robbed him of his simple human goal. He just wants to be free and clear for the first time in years.

People throw around the term “70s style” when discussing Tony Gilroy’s second brilliant script of 2007 (we’ll get to the first later on), but without reason, “70s style” means nothing. Michael Clayton is so very 70s because it is bold enough to question the status quo, mature enough to realize that what qualifies as victory in this inhuman world would be more accurately described as “sacrifice,” and conscious enough to know what moral values truly are, as well as to know that even those we may consider “immoral” were not born that way…they had it thrust upon them.


7. THE SAVAGES
The year’s best tone poem is a film set to ‘leaden’ and spiked with quirky, unexpected, but firmly grounded humor. Quite unconventional in terms of ‘tone poems’—a film whose offbeat, dark comedy is sublime, and whose dreary melancholy casts a wholly consuming spell.

There is nothing zany or cute about Tamara Jenkins’ The Savages. It speaks through its beautifully sad heroine and hero, Wendy and John Savage (played with perfect pitch by Laura Linney and Phillip Seymour Hoffman), whose development has been arrested for a long time, and who must find a way to set their own selfishness aside deal with adult issues they were never prepared for.

The Savages also speaks through its music. Stephen Trask’s haunting, dreamlike score—the year’s best—evokes the seemingly eternal state of the film’s characters. Walking around with wit and intelligence, with honors and degrees bestowed upon them but with dreams still unrealized, the Savage family is one that has betrayed itself: wounds inflicted by the parents onto the children have left the children stunted in a state of perpetual stasis. The music of the film is indicative of the gray pall cast over Wendy and John’s lives, one they must actively move out from under in order to fulfill their dreams. How beautiful their sadness, how captivating their escape.


6. LARS AND THE REAL GIRL
Love is the most complex and indefinable of human emotions, yet it is the one that can bring us together in greatest harmony. Sure, we can be joined in hatred or in strife, and we can certainly be united in smugness and bigotry, passing judgment before looking deep enough to find one’s true nature. Lars and the Real Girl encourages us to love…very simply, very truly.

No man is an island, no matter how hard he may try. For Lars, his is a self-inflicted island, and lucky for him, the poachers come in peace, hoping to foster communication and find truth. The community of loving people in Lars and the Real Girl is just as intangible and unreal as the loving, accepting family of Juno, and just as wonderful and hopeful a dramatic creation. But while many have dismissed this film with the ultimate faint praise—“Capra-esque”—the beautiful achievement of Nancy Oliver’s flawless, non-judgmental script and Craig Gillespie’s gentle, engaging direction is the acceptance exhibited by the film’s characters. This film chooses to see the truth behind the seemingly absurd, to search for meaning where most would chuckle and turn away.

Would that if we would all act the same way. The world just might become a better place…a place similar to Lars’ world.


5. AWAY FROM HER
The best films are the ones that remind us what’s important. No film reminded me as powerfully as Sarah Polley’s wrenching directorial debut, a film that had me crying for nearly its entire running time. But the tears were not tortuous, and the film not an act of sadism. While certainly difficult to bear, Away from Her is a painfully gorgeous love poem, like Poe’s “Annabelle Lee” filtered through ee cummings by way of Emily Dickenson. Even when tragedy rips the tangible person away from us, the intangible love helps us survive. And even when 99% of the moments we share may be tainted, it is those small moments of clarity—the touches on the arm, the kisses on the cheek, the moments of recognition that seem so insignificant in the grand scheme of things—that can make our entire lives complete. Loved ones can slip away, but all is not lost. The impact of true love lives on far past our muscles, our memories, and our minds.

Such harsh reality makes Away from Her 2007’s most heartbreakingly mature film experience. Unlike many others on the list, it is not made for repeat viewings…but after all, the memory of a single viewing is enough to linger in this viewer’s mind forever.

By the way, I love you, Kristie Lee McKiernan.


4. THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM
The wait is over—I told you we’d get to Tony Gilroy’s first brilliant script of the year. And simply put, that brilliant script merged with Paul Greengrass’ boundary-busting, rule-breaking direction makes The Bourne Ultimatum the greatest action thriller ever made. I said it five months ago and I will say it again today. This film takes everything audiences have come to know about standard action filmmaking and shoves it through a coffee grinder. The result is a pulse-pounding, camera-shaking cinema palooza that takes hold in the first frame and never lets up—not even through the flawlessly designed end credit sequence.

It is certainly true that there is a brilliance employed in this script that can only be fully realized if you have a clear memory of the earlier two pictures in the Bourne series. But accessibility has never been something this filmmaking team has concerned themselves with. The Bourne Ultimatum is more rewarding than any third film in any film trilogy ever made, and like all great films for intelligent adults, it requires that you think actively in order to fully grasp all its puzzle pieces. It is the ultimate fusion of high-octane action, groundbreaking filmmaking, and upper echelon storytelling. And there is never a false step.

A couple of the films higher on my list will surely rack up countless Oscar nominations, all of them entirely deserved. But The Bourne Ultimatum deserves to be right up there with them. That it won’t be come Oscar nomination morning shows that maybe Greengrass, Gilroy, Damon and company have been working on a level even higher than most Academy members can grasp.

Did that sound elitist?


3. NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN
Tick-tock, tick-tock. The clock keeps moving into infinity, and ticks away for each and every one of us…but that doesn’t necessarily mean we should be relieved when our time is finally up. Ethan and Joel Coen have constructed a film that seems totally indicative of their signature style and totally indicative of something entirely new. In the same way, the film—adapted from a Cormac McCarthy novel—feels precisely literary and entirely cinematic all at once. No Country for Old Men is taut, sad, hopeless, funny, suspenseful, amusing, and ultimately profound, a pitch-perfect symbol of wheezing, tortured life and the supposition of what comes afterward.

The Coens have, as they did with Fargo, given birth to one of THE movies—a singular, unmatched American classic. In it, we find one of the iconic cinematic villains in Javier Bardem’s Anton Chigurh, one of the most dogged antiheroes in Josh Brolin’s Llewelyn Moss, and one of the great, worn-down, been-around-the-block-one-too-many-times old-fashioned heroes in Tommy Lee Jones’ Ed Tom Bell, who breaks up the cat-and-mouse game of Chigurh and Moss to provide levity and commentary on the insanity, inanity, and inevitability of life. Ed Tom knows the score, and sees the black at the end of the tunnel where Moss thinks there is light, and where Chigurh refuses to acknowledge there is even a tunnel.


2. I’M NOT THERE
Todd Haynes has always been a filmmaker looking to push the envelope and bust clichéd genres wide open, but for me the effect, while often effective on a surface level, felt forced at its core. It is not surprising to me that for Haynes’ goal to be fully realized, he had to subvert the typical filmmaking frame-of-mind altogether.

I’m Not There is a blindsiding work of genius, though its success cannot really be measured in any tangible way, since even the typically subjective nature of usual film viewing is made all the more so by Haynes and co-writer Oren Moverman, who have either written one of the year’s most vividly brilliant screenplays, or threw six separate short stories into a hat and picked the pieces at random. Here is a film that is not meant to be followed as a story, and I’m not even sure subsequent viewings will fill in the gaps. This is a film to be felt and experienced, with each successive viewing becoming something entirely different than the last.

With I’m Not There, Haynes takes the painfully familiar genre of the rock star biopic and subverts not only the genre, but filmmaking itself. Sure, it’s obvious the six characters represented in the film are variations on Bob Dylan, but none of them are named “Bob Dylan.” And so the film becomes not only a pastiche of the different ‘versions’ of Dylan, but a pondering of the tenuous, ever-changing nature of personhood itself. We all have six different versions of ourselves—sometimes even more than that. But each version ties together to makes us who we are, just as I’m Not There tells a fractured, fever-pitch story that somehow—musically, lyrically, humanely—seems sublimely whole.


1. JUNO
So many wonderful films occupy place on this list, but at the end of the day—at the end of the year—2007 undeniably began and ended with a chair. There are so many ways to describe the special power of Juno—so many, in fact, that I wonder if I am truly able to ponder it in the same way I have pondered the films leading up to it. Perhaps I should merely start listing its wonders…

Ellen Page—She is the most incredible breakout talent of hers or any other generation. And she is so incredible that she could paint herself into a corner, forever being judged on the basis of this star-making role. Fear not, however: looking back on her brilliance in last year’s Hard Candy was just as difficult to match, and Page followed it up with this. She will be the most lauded and envied actress in Hollywood for years to come.

Diablo Cody’s screenplay—Talk about “star-making.” For all the brilliant scripts to come out of Hollywood in 2007 (and, as evidenced by several films on this list and many more, there were a myriad—eat your heart out, AMPTP), there was not such a business-altering breakout voice as Diablo Cody’s. Her words are able to balance good-natured sweetness with fierce attitude, and find a meeting point between how-it-should-be fantasy and hardcore reality. Here is another case where the artist is so uncommonly blessed that she could paint—or write—herself into a corner. But if Juno proved anything, it proved that Cody has countless surprises up her sleeve. I can’t wait to see what comes next.

Jason Reitman’s direction—How surprising. Thank You for Smoking was fine, but Reitman’s work in this film was like a match made in heaven. The Cody-Reitman pairing is the single-most astonishing writer-director combination since Sam Mendes directed Alan Ball’s script for a little film called American Beauty.

The Actors—Michael Cera. Jennifer Garner. Jason Bateman. J.K. Simmons. Allison Janney. Olivia Thirlby. Nuff said.




The rest…

MAGNUM D’OR (THE GOLDEN MAGNUM AWARD presented by Tom Selleck)
11. SMOKIN’ ACES

SPECIAL JURY PRIZE (FILMS 12-20)
12. WAITRESS
13. THE BEST AND MOST IMPORTANT DOCUMENTARIES OF THE YEAR:
SICKO & MY KID COULD PAINT THAT
14. ONCE
15. RATATOUILLE
16. HAIRSPRAY
17. SUPERBAD
18. BEFORE THE DEVIL KNOWS YOU’RE DEAD
19. THE DARJEELING LIMITED
20. I AM LEGEND


HUMANITARIAN AWARD
As if the top ten’s humanity wasn’t enough, here are six more 2007 films—all beautiful in greatly diverse ways—that tackle a wide spectrum of issues which we as human beings grapple with on a daily basis. From moral consequence to sexism and bigotry to the foreign relations and the war in Iraq, these films did what few others were able to do: speak to the human spirit in a clear, direct way. In alphabetical order…

THE BRAVE ONE
EASTERN PROMISES
GONE BABY GONE
IN THE VALLEY OF ELAH
THE KINGDOM
ZODIAC


AUDIENCE AWARD
TRANSFORMERS
HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX



NON-AUDIENCE AWARD
Awarded to great or near-great 2007 films that did were, for the most part, ignored by mainstream audiences. It was mainstream audiences’ loss. In alphabetical order…
ACROSS THE UNIVERSE
THE LOOKOUT
LUST, CAUTION
RESCUE DAWN
TALK TO ME
THINGS WE LOST IN THE FIRE


YEAR OF THE GRINDHOUSE
2007 was The Year of the Grindhouse Film. To be sure, I am using a loose, greatly altered definition of ‘Grindhouse.’ My definition very plainly states that 2007’s Grindhouse Film immerses itself joyously in a long-dormant genre and entertains with wit, intelligence, and filmmaking gusto. Obviously, 2007’s Grindhouse films were led with a blaze of glory by Joe Carnahan’s SMOKIN’ ACES, which embodied the cheerful anarchy of genre filmmaking better than any other film this year. Here are the rest…

GRINDHOUSE
(obviously)
HOT FUZZ
(For simultaneously mocking and embracing the conventions of high-octane action filmmaking)
VACANCY
(For milking the white-knuckle thriller for all it’s worth, and then placing the Grindhouse cherry on top: the woman saves the day)
BLACK SNAKE MOAN
(For telling a Tennessee Williams-style melodramatic down-south tale, only also addressing the demons within the typical Williams heroine head-on, rather than burying them in subtext and/or pretending they didn’t exist at all)

2007’S FAMILY FILMS
2007 was also a good year for family-oriented films. Headed by default by RATATOUILLE, which isn’t really even a family film but was billed as one anyway, here is a list of films that, like The Rat, were able to connect with every member of the family in different, powerful ways. In numerical order…
1. ENCHANTED
2. MEET THE ROBINSONS
3. THE LAST MIMZY
4. BRIDGE TO TERABITHIA
5. MR. MAGORIUM’S WONDER EMPORIUM

The Best Films of 2007...yes, in February.

Okay, so..."a little late in the game," you may be thinking. But hey, this blog was started less than a week ago!

The truth is, we have been sitting on these lists for a while now....and now we share them with you...all 2 or 3 of our loyal readers...

First comes my list...then K's.

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

The WGA Strike

Don't consider me the ultimate source for Entertainment News (though I do keep up with the stuff pretty well...far better than a responsible human being should, really). However, from what I read on far more ultimate entertainment news sources, the Writer's Guild of America strike will soon be over. In fact, it may be over as I write. It's just that no one is announcing it.

Why? Because with all the hullabaloo the WGA and the AMPTP (Association of Motion Picture and Television Producers, AKA Enemy to the WGA) have created over this strike and its bloodletting, they want the truce to be the biggest news story of the day. And all the other news stories are getting in the way.

Don't expect the announcement today...after all, it's Super Tuesday.

But keep your eyes and ears at attention...the end is near.

It will certainly come before Oscar Night on Feb. 25....because as much as smug people like to say they welcome a year with no big award shows, everyone in Hollywood--and everyone outside of Hollywood--would be mighty disappointed without a big Oscar show to dish about.

A Word on Posts...

CINEMA SQUARED is, as you may have gathered, a very shared enterprise. As such, there may be individual posts, shared posts, or, perhaps, even Post Wars (which would occur in the event that we disagree on a film, and feel the need to exchange vitriol over the blogosphere).

For example...the inaugural post was a shared post, even though it was credited as, "posted by J McKiernan." And this post is also a shared post, even though it will say, "posted by K McKiernan." In the future, there will certainly be individual posts by both of us, as well as many more shared posts.

So to eliminate any confusion on who is posting what, we will indicate a shared post when it happens.

**Note: The above was a shared post.

(See how it works?)

Sunday, February 3, 2008

Welcome to Cinema Squared...

We, K and J McKiernan, proudly present to the world...

CINEMA SQUARED: A He Said, She Said Reel Dialogue.

Allow us to answer a few of the most pressing questions you, the reader, may be asking yourself.

Who are we?
We are husband and wife; we are writers, filmmakers, film lovers, film critics...you name it. 

What is CINEMA SQUARED?
This blog is an outlet through which our opinions--be they in unison or in conflict--are disseminated.

Why are we doing this?
We love movies. We love making movies, writing movies, viewing movies, discussing movies, analyzing movies, and critiquing movies. CINEMA SQUARED is our collective diary. On this blog we will chronicle our moviegoing experiences, share our views, debate them when necessary, and share in the synergistic joy of the two art-forms we love so dearly: writing and film.

To say that this blog fits into one particular cinematic vein would be too exclusive. Sure, we have a lot we want to contribute to the world of film discussion/criticism (reviews, analyses, debates, and our own films/stories). And sure, we will occasionally go at it Siskel & Ebert-style. But CINEMA SQUARED will be more than just film criticism. It will grow and evolve with time. We cannot predict where we will end up, but for now, let us simply say this: we love film and the power that it wields. CINEMA SQUARED is a reflection and a chronicle of our love of film and our life in and around film.

We must say, however, that 'love' connotes both admiring love and tough love; no matter how much love we have for film, we will keep it real. If a film, filmmaker, or film journalist--according to either or both of us--misuses or exploits the power of cinema, we will not hesitate to unleash unmitigated self-righteous indignation, sputtering out every last diatribe we can muster.  In short, this blog will run the gamut of emotions...love, hate, anger, joy...you name it.

Above all, CINEMA SQUARED will be honest. We vow to be true to ourselves and our opinions, and to reflect that truth in what we write.  You are welcome to join the conversation by sending us comments or e-mails. We would love to hear what you have to say.  Our only expectation is that you respond with honesty and truth, as well.

Away we go...